FRYING PAN WAR!

This is just a place where I can test out some stuff, nothing to see in here... well, kinda...

Re: FRYING PAN WAR!

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Post by BattleDog » Sun May 27, 2012 3:33 pm

Oh boys, boys.

It's a plothole missile.

*The missile homes in on FFM as the last person who tried to alter the plot*

Now for you!

*lobs plothole grenade with contact fuse at GT.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Sun May 27, 2012 10:22 pm

CUT!

*steps asside*

ACTION!

*watches as Grenade bounces and rolls off screen.*

I'm tired of this Hollywood stuff, let's have some old fashion WhoopA$$

*pulls out a rolling pin and starts banging the crap out of BD*
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Post by BattleDog » Sun May 27, 2012 10:57 pm

Hey stop that!

*swipes GT's glasses from his face then gets up, runs to the other side of the room and retrieves one of he DBFP's.*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

*Attacks GT with both pans.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Sun May 27, 2012 11:04 pm

A-haaa!

*Wields the rolling pin like a fencer.*

*Deflects a few strikes then pauses to drink a glass of orange juice*
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Post by FunkyFreshMan » Mon May 28, 2012 1:31 am

*Dodges plot hole missile by hopping in a time machine and then blaming it on aliens.*

*Sneaks up and smacks GT's orange juice glass, splashing citric acid in his eyes.*
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Post by BattleDog » Mon May 28, 2012 12:46 pm

*Dances like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Mon May 28, 2012 1:35 pm

*Riverdances across the screen.*

*Followed by a line of identical Riverdancers, tapdancing over BD*
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Post by BattleDog » Tue May 29, 2012 4:48 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Irish

*Flees*
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Post by FunkyFreshMan » Tue May 29, 2012 5:57 pm

*Ties two leprechauns together and uses them like nunchaku to knock out the Riverdancers one-by-one*

Come after me Lucky Charms now, punk!
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Post by General_Trageton » Tue May 29, 2012 8:29 pm

*Unleashes ultimate black cat of eternal bad luck(TM) and watches with glee as it tears the Leprechauns apart, then meows at FFM*

Ah, just read through the old posts. Miss the old times when it was n00bs against Vets ... haven't I seen Rookie_One around somewhere?

*Hides DBFP behind back*

Heeeeere kitty kitty kitty!
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Post by Seagulls » Tue May 29, 2012 11:53 pm

*Unleashes his highland bagpipes*
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Post by BattleDog » Wed May 30, 2012 1:48 pm

*Jedi mind tricks the cat and it attacks GT.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Thu May 31, 2012 8:21 am

*Uses Anti-cat spray*
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Post by BattleDog » Thu May 31, 2012 10:18 pm

*Deploys...

George Lucas to destroy all GT's hopes and dreams.*
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Post by Seagulls » Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:39 am

*continues bagpiping*
*Causes Georgie's ears to bleed*
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Post by General_Trageton » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:39 am

You destroyed all my hopes and dreams! Now taste your own medicine!
*Uses Force Lightning on George Lucas*
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Post by BattleDog » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:01 pm

*Tosses C4 at GT, which ignites under his Force Lightning.*

Also, you fell to the Dark Side!

*Ignites sabre.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:50 pm

*Rubbs charred face*
Ouch!
BattleDog wrote:*Also, you fell to the Dark Side!
A petty excuse made by Jedi who are too weak to embrace the truth.

*Ignites his own saber*
i am Darth [CENSORED]
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Post by BattleDog » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8 ... re=related

Your eyes will buuuuurn!

*Sits back and watches everyone's heads explode.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:28 pm

*eyes burn*
*pukes lava all over BD*

Didn't see that one coming, eh?
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Post by FunkyFreshMan » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:50 pm

Pfft...you don't know the power of the Darkside! They're fabulous!

*Shields his eyes before his own face melts*
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Post by BattleDog » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:54 pm

*Ignites into "flaming man" and explodes*
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Post by General_Trageton » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:16 pm

FunkyFreshMan wrote:Pfft...you don't know the power of the Darkside!
I won't fall to/for that - copyright prevents me from watching the video (stupid GEMA!) Right umm ..

*uses his awesome Sith powers to ... do something ... awesome*
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Post by BattleDog » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:37 pm

*Moves the thread to Mass Effect Universe where Sith powers don't work.*

*Stabs GT with Omni blade.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:46 pm

[ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL]

*Assumes control over BD and makes him slap himself*

[THIS HURTS YOU!]
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