FRYING PAN WAR!

This is just a place where I can test out some stuff, nothing to see in here... well, kinda...

Re: FRYING PAN WAR!

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Post by FunkyFreshMan » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:38 pm

General_Trageton wrote:I won't fall to/for that - copyright prevents me from watching the video (stupid GEMA!) Right umm ..
Curses! Foiled again!
It's for the better anyway...trust me....

*Slaps GT with a cold fish*
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Post by BattleDog » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:53 pm

*Moves to Dragon Age Universe*

Ah ha!

*Executes Peon's Plight on FFF. Being a low-level forum user, he dies.*

*picks up shield.*

*Bashes GT in face with shield, over and over again*

*Runs out of Stamina*

Ah.

*walks away slowly.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:03 am

*Infects BD with blight, then morphs into Archdemon*

[ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL]
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Post by FunkyFreshMan » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:47 pm

*reloads a previous save from before he died. Grabs some popcorn and watches GT and BD duke it out.*
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Post by BattleDog » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:09 pm

*Looks at arm derisively.*

For the Grey Wardens!

*stab Arcm Demon in face with Vigilence, upgraded with 3 Paragon flame runes.*

Mmmmm. Toasty.
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Post by General_Trageton » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:32 pm

*Runs in circles beating his head to put the fire out*
*Slams against wall and stumbles in opposite direction*
*trips over chair, tries to support himself - on hot plate*
*Finally steps on rake, whose rod slams into his face*

That does it, I need a drink!
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Post by BattleDog » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:56 pm

*Triggers Holy Smite on Arch Demon Vince for massive spirit damage.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:46 am

*watches as the spirit damage breaks his whiskey glass*

Hey! I was already peacefully getting drunk!

*Grabs crossbow from an aged dwarf who's sitting next to him at the bar and delivers a rapidfire salvo at BD*
*Then hands weapon back and gets a new drink.*

Thanks mate, Bianca's still got it!
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Post by BattleDog » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:27 am

*keels over full of crossbow bolts.*

I need a heal!
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Post by General_Trageton » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:15 pm

*tosses BD a chunk of chocolate*

here, that'll do.
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Post by BattleDog » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:13 pm

*Dies, not to return to the forum for a minimum of three years.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:13 pm

Who said I'd let you?

*Uses Darth Plagueis-like Sith sorcery to bring BD back from death*

*Locks him up in a tank for further studies*

Now to get me a new apprentice ...
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Post by BattleDog » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:53 pm

*Breaks out of tank and and attacks GT with shards of broken glass embedded in his own flesh.
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Post by General_Trageton » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:15 pm

Ew gross!

*sprays antiseptic flued at BD and watches as he squirms in pain*

*gets himself a tetanus vacine, just to be sure*
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Post by BattleDog » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:50 pm

*pulls out shards and uses them as nija throwing stars.*

Hey, they're clean!

Oooh! Ouh! Ooh! Ahh!
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Post by General_Trageton » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:08 pm

*evades class shurikens*

*strangles BD with the spare d-sub cable of his new monitor as he can't use it for anything else* :motz:
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Post by BattleDog » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:54 pm

*Just as he is losing conciousness, grabs one of the many discarded frying pans scattered on the floor and strikes GT in the head.

A dull echoing sould can be heard.*

Hmmm - odd.
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Post by General_Trageton » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:02 pm

*wakes up from coma after who knowas how long*

*wanders around disoriented*

HELLOOOO!

*listens to echo losing itself in the void*

THat sound ... So beautiful ....

*finds abandoned frying pan*

Hello there little one! I'm Vince
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Post by BattleDog » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:38 pm

*Sneaks out the back.*
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Post by General_Trageton » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:24 pm

*Sound of backdoor screeching tears him back to full consciousness.*

And where are you going?

*Grabs a hand full of darts from a dart board and tosses them after BD, nailing his hands to the doorframe*

*Walks over and starts tickling BD relentlessly*
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Post by BattleDog » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:42 pm

Ahhhh, the squirming and the darts! You bastard!

*Wrenches left hand free with an agonised scream and slaps Vince in the face, palm upwards.*

There, now we're stuck together and we're both bleeding!

Happy?
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Post by General_Trageton » Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:48 pm

*tastes blood*

Hmmm ... interesting and so ... delicious!

*gazes ravenously at BD*
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Post by BattleDog » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:08 pm

*Deploys foot spikes from shoes and kicks GT in shin.*

*Rips right hand from door frame.*

Medic!
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Post by General_Trageton » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:40 pm

*squeals like a little girl causing BD's eardrums to burst*
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Post by BattleDog » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:20 pm

What? What?
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